He Who Stands Must Obey Demands

He who stands must obey the demands of others placed upon him when he has stood. In the act of defying gravity and raising to his feet, straightening both his knees and his posture, he is automatically placed in the position to serve those who remain slumped in the comfort of the leather sofa.

He must choose willingly, almost voluntarily to accommodate those who are seated; for if he is now standing is in the position of those who are sitting, then those who are standing, who used to be sitting, must also serve he who was standing but is now sitting, for he who was standing is now seated, and those who were seated but are standing have taken the willing action of serving he who used to be standing. If he who stands breaks this chain, then he who stands must accommodate both himself and others when he is both sitting or standing, for he would have broken the serving chain that had for years worked well, without a glitch.

He who stands must obey demands and cease all sexist thoughts, for she who sits has the ability to remain seated and control he who stands into bringing she who sits whatever it is that she pleases at the time of her seating. That brief hint of sexism is thus depleted, until she who is seated stands, in which case he who stands quickly runs to the sofa so that the brief instance of sexism is restored and she who now stands must serve he who now sits. 

There is a rule to this moment, being that he who stands cannot disobey the wishes of those who are seated, ignore them, and just sit down again. It is a wrongdoing and not only does he who stands break the everlasting chain of serving those seated, but he also halts the regulation of good karma brought on towards him from those around him. This act, to serve those seated, knights he who stands with idolising, with gratitude and delight, and when that act is broken it becomes cursed, he who stands and sits without serving is then shunned from most friendly gatherings if he who stands and sits without serving dares to break this flow. 

He who stands is a momentary butler, a butler of many years experience and a lack of exhaustion, a butler thriving on meeting the needs of others, a butler striving with excellence every time it is that he does so, not at one time coming short of the need of any of those seated. He who stands, the butler, must go about his directions with pleasant haste, haste that displays gracious movement, movement that shows no evident sign of lack of enthusiasm, movement that serves those who are waiting to be served at the right possible pace and speed, and with the most accurate result of what it is that those who are seated are asking for. 

The delivery of the items or foods that those who are seated ask for must be flawlessly done by he who stands, for obeying demands ensures the happiness of those who are seated and obeying demands flawlessly ensures an additional level of happiness to those who are seated that guarantee the return of positive delivery from those who were seated and now are standing when he who was standing and is now seated asks for the delivery of his preferred items or foods. 

When you are he who is standing, take too the role rather than just the action. Make the role your action too, and serve those who are seated because when the time comes and you are too comfortably seated, you would prefer it that someone obeys your demands. To have your needs met, meet the needs of others, too.