Female Work Attire

Do not get me wrong, I am all for the professional female attire style, and I think that it is very modernistic of females being able to wear suits, however if you have a large bust and you are wearing a tight shirt please ensure, for the dignity of all women brought up in Lebanese households, that your shirt does not bulge and create a peeping hole right in between your chest like a coin slot for an addicted gambler, or a glory hole for an addicted - you get the point.

It has been brought to my attention that large female busts are a thing, now. And it has also been brought to my attention that most females with large busts think it is perfectly fine to wear a buttoned shirt which takes no account for these large bosoms, and enjoys exposing them through its own peeping hole for the entire world to enjoy. Now, I know that to some of the population it is quite enjoyable, which does not leave much room for complaints, however I will complain on behalf of female dignity when I say that I do not want to see through chest peeping holes.

It was quite awkward, actually. A very beautiful lady walked into my father's shop one day and asked me for a packet of cigarettes. I turned around, opened the cupboard, obtained her desired packet of smoking sticks and turned to hand it to her, only to have my eyes drawn to one viewpoint - a viewpoint so obvious that a bird would mistake it for a nest, a viewpoint so obvious that the girl from The Ring movie could fall into it mistaking it for a well, a viewpoint so obvious that worms abandon fresh apples and try to seize this mystical place as their hostage.

I could not believe what I was seeing - had not this woman looked in the mirror before she left for work? Does she even own a mirror? Did she bother to check that the shirt was a little too tight over her chest area and wonder why it was so? I think not, otherwise she would have saved me the empathy that I threw at her with my vision. Because I am one of these women who are cursed, and I say cursed because of my recurring back problems, with a large chest, I am aware that wearing buttoned shirts can be disastrous if they are fitted. Did this woman just pick up these new breast implants? There has got to be a reason as to why or how it slipped her vision that in between her breasts is a small dark hole, willing to suck into it the very eyes of all onlookers.

And I do empathise for her, I really do. It is difficult firstly for a female to dress, and secondly for a female to dress in something somewhat anatomically male trimmed while having anatomically female parts that are monumental in comparison to that of a male's in the same area. This is a dilemma. Imagine a male wearing tight, camel-toe baring yoga-pants with a hole somewhere on the crotch area. This is the equivalent, except the hole is located in a place quite convenient for anyone's eyes.

I wonder how many crumbs have fallen and collected there. I wonder how long it takes for her to get home after work and for her to be free to be able to shower or if she even takes her clothes off at all because they look so closely attached to her body. I wonder all of these things and I wonder most of all, still, how she could have missed that mirror. I hope for her sake that one day the shirt becomes too tight in all other places so that she could consider purchasing one with more boob room.

It is just plain awkward. From female to female, I could not look away because of the shame I felt for her. I even considered asking her if she would like a cork to place in there to plug the shame. Whoever thinks big breasts are attractive needs a beating.