Sherbet Bombs

A flavoursome imploding in one's mouth, a bomb-shaped cylinder made of melted sugar and colour splitting in half to release its serving of white fizz which coats one's tongue and sizzles like carbonated water, dissolves, and retracts into one's oesophagus where it momentarily burns one's throat, but one feels no sense of pain because one receives pleasure from the flavour experienced.

Sherbet Bombs, possibly originating in Australia, are the best form of confectionary known to all hard-working students. The fizz somehow allows one to concentrate even more on the task at hand, in the same way that the fizz concentrates on burning one's inner mouth. They are the very epitome of the word 'sweet', for they are sweet in every way imaginable. One simply cannot ever dare to imagine thinking without having a sherbet bomb in their mouth, for thoughts in that event are uneventful and overly mellow. Overly mellow thoughts cannot contribute to tasks, thus they are redundant.

When one merely rattles a bag of Sherbet Bombs in the vicinity of others, all others prowl towards the owner of the packet, sneaking closer and closer until they are close enough to kindly ask for one, but only accept a minimum of at least four. The owner cannot refuse otherwise they may risk losing the entire bag of these delicious goods. They must then choose, lose around four per person or lose the entire bag? So they offer their confectionary bounty and enjoy the lucky last one.

You see, Sherbet Bombs are simply divine. They are perfectly shaped in that any holder of a tongue, no matter its width, can comfortably hold a Sherbet Bomb in it and accommodate it as it melts into a heavenly sugary syrup for the consumer to enjoy. It does not disturb the teeth of the consumer, either, it is as though it was engineered by a professional architect of confectionary, perhaps even Willy Wonka himself, so that it may be eaten flawlessly. 

Its wrapper, a simple white piece of plastic with minimal line decorations and the words SHERBET BOMB sprawled on it, in the colour of the flavour it represents. This is to avoid future consumers from picking the wrong flavour, which has never been noted to happen. The reproducers of Sherbet Bombs know how much worth goes into them to place a wrapper that does not match to the Sherbet Bomb. They simply will not stoop so low as to hide the true colour beneath, in fear of losing customers, though with that said, customers would never stop consuming Sherbet Bombs even on the off chance of finding a Sherbet Bomb wrapped in the wrong wrapping. It will, in the event of this, simply be marked off as an accidental mistake, and the consumer will nonetheless enjoy the flavour that they did not anticipate. After all, a Sherbet Bomb is a Sherbet Bomb, regardless of the colour and flavour. Plus, each flavour is equally as awesome.

If you reside in a country where you feel there is an absence of Sherbet Bombs, then I strongly urge you to move countries. If you do not wish to take that option, then you must find a company online that can deliver some to you. Pay whatever price needed, just know that every scent will be worth it, for you will never have had experienced such an experience as having a Sherbet Bomb in your mouth.