Lowered Cars in the Summertime

One must never undermine the prowess of a man with a lowered car and his attempts of attracting women with the use of that car in the summertime around the beach, when most of the women that are out walking by the beach and the roadstrip in which he rides are excessively confident with their appearance, simply because their physical appearance resembles something that is meant to reel in excessive confidence. For a man with a lowered car cannot be reckoned with, because of the magnitude of attraction coming out of the car's hood.

A man with a lowered car holds a heightened ego and this alone proves that he is a righteous suitor for whomever he pleases. He need not grow a moustache for the acquiring of sophistication, for his sophistication is simply acquired from the gentle hum of his lowered car's exhaust as it scrapes onto the tip of a speed hump. He need not an eye-glass for a gentlemanly state, for his gentlemanly state comes when he looks through his lowered car's rear-vision mirror at things passing behind him. He need not ear a tuxedo or anything fancy for his lowered car's windows are protected by the darkest legal tint, thus stopping anybody from making judgements of his clothing choice as he nears them. He need not a Dupont lighter to lure in female smokers, for his lowered car contains its own custom cigarette-lighting device.

Be astounded by any man with a lowered car, for they are not abundant - they are rare, and their rarity is valuable, thus if you are seen in their lowered car, you become a valuable rarity, and an envy of every other girl who has a thing for men who give more attention to their almighty lowered cars than their hygiene. When a man with a lowered car offers you a lift, refuse not his offer and be not hesitant to enter his lowered car even if he looks as though his dinner for three years has been mouldy roadkill. Approach this man with a lowered car and enter his lowered car and embrace his lowered car, for this offer may not ever be repeated.

Trust any man with a lowered car. Embrace any man with a lowered car. It is scientifically proven that lowered cars are elegant summertime transportation devices and known chick magnets.